Hi, new girl, I don’t think we’ve met. I’m the official hall monitor for this establishment. It’s my job to stop you whenever you try to start a new project, make an innovation or have any fun.
And I am required to do it in a way that ensures that you stop trying to make changes. I will crush all creativity out of you. I will suck all the joy out of your job. And I will give you so many rules you’ll look up one day and find yourself paralyzed in fear because you don’t know what to do next.
But don’t worry, I’m just doing it for your own good.
Don’t you feel better now?
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