Proof God hates me

20130825-143905.jpgSee this spot? That’s what’s left of me trying to clean my favorite Coach bag. That’s what happens when I buy a new pair of jeans and don’t wash them first. The jeans left a jean-color stain on the side of my expensive purse, which I tried valiantly to clean off.

That’s not the worst part.

The worst part of today’s new-jean debacle is the jean-colored stains left on the very beige leather seats in my just-owned-it-a-month car. There are blue streaks on the driver’s seat. Blue streaks in my new car.

How did my life get to the point where buying a new pair of jeans damages leather seats and my favorite Coach bag?

Proof God hates me… absolutely.

Author: Paloma Cruz

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